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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

How do you keep getting in here?

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Coward ice.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."