What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...