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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Royal Family Jokes More Royal Family Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...