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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.