What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.