What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"