Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Cavity Search Jokes More Cavity Search Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching