How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.