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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.