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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!