How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!