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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Bart Jokes More Bart Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!