How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Simpson Jokes More Simpson Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Bart Jokes More Bart Jokes

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts