How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Disco Stew!

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Bart-enders serve drinks!

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts