Help! My pocket's been picked!
The runway
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
One baby in ten trash cans.
Someone else's!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
To help with the cavity searches
A Mars-upial
They both can't ride a bike.
