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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!