What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!