What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial