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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!