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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling!

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He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!