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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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An Algo-rhythm.

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An irrelephant.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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The htc M8. Oi mate

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Big holes in your garden

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A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.