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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.