What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Ringworm!

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Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Eliphino

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They're both down under and no one cares.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Big holes in your garden