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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.