What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter