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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.