What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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A Helenkelicopter.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...