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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.