What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity