What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!