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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!