What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror