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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue