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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.