What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.