What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens