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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.