What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.