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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens