What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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It always spoils the GoT.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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They were looking in Oldowan places

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Chicken sees a salad.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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A narcissistick.

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Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Lord of the Rings.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi