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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese