How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens