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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite author?

Tolkien.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents