How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter