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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.