The htc M8. Oi mate
He had to get plaid.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Because it had good connections!
If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
His first mate.
Because he's married.
Australia.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
U WOt M8?
An HTC One M8.
