By selling your guitar.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because his mixtape was to die for...
A goldfish!
Celeste time I lend you money!
Because he had bad pickups
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Convert to kilograms.
