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What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning