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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.