What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.