What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.