By selling your guitar.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
A-cue-stick.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
Kraut funding
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
A pizza can feed a family of four
They start to fret.
Through the windshield