What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.