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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield