What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.