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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said