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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said