What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield