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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said