What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.