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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.