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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit