What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.