Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.