Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap*... I'll see myself to the door

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!