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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.