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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.