Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.