Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.