Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!