Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!