Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!