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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.