Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!