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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.