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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.