Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.