Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!