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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.