Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side