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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice