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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!