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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.