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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.