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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.