How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.