Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.