Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.