Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.