What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.