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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.