What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.