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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.