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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.