Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.