Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How now! a rat?

Stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.