Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.