What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Previous Random Joke Next

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.