What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.