Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.