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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.