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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence