Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in