Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.