Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.