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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in