What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.