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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!