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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible