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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!