How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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