How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.