How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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