You weren't there, man!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
He exploded.
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and.
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Jesus, take the wheel!
Hide n' seek
Zero.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
