You weren't there, man!
None, its a hardware issue.
None. PETA can't change anything.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Change??
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
A change of pace.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Son: "Who's farted"
He felt his presents.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
