Vietnam Veteran Jokes

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.