How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.