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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"