March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Previous Random Joke Next
Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Pg Jokes More Pg Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman