Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg