March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Previous Random Joke Next

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

Pg Jokes More Pg Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG