Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"