Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg