Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG