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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.