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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.