Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.