Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.