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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.