Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.