Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.