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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.