What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

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What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.