What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.