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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.