What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.