Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles