Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Peter Jokes More Peter Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Hebrewe Jokes More Hebrewe Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.