What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!