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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.