What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Previous Random Joke Next

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".