What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.