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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.