What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.