Brew Jokes

He brews it.

With lots of hops!

Because they were being "brewed"

He brews it.

Show me your brews!

Heifer-weizen.

Cause beer is made with hops.

Because proper-tea is theft.

Because all proper tea is theft.

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Beryl of beer!

Cause it got al dente'd up!

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Propheteroles

Let my peephole grow!

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Grounds for termination.

Because all proper tea is theft.

Because all proper tea is theft.

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

They're a-Brew'in!

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