Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.