Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.