Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!