Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.