Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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Hebrews it.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.