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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.