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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!