Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.