Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.