Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!