How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!