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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...