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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!