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What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.