Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!