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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)