Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)