March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Previous Random Joke Next
Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)