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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.