What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.