What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.