What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.