What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.