Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.