What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cicero. Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

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What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks