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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

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What do you call a boat full of Karma?

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!