Leek Jokes

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.