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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Hiking

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With clickbait, of course!

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Alf all if you don't catch me!

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Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.