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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.