Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.