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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.