What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.