What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.