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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one