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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.