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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!