What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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He lost his hearing.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi