What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.