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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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All their work is pro Bono.

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They keep the tips.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.