Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.