Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.