Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.