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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.