Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.