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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Shaving Jokes More Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.