Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.