So they know where to stop shaving.
His shavings account.
So they know where to stop shaving
Because he's no good at shaving.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Elf and safety
I think they all white.
A homeboyeur.
Urine luck
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Men at Work
Boo-meringue
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Doug
Jury Curls
Eclipse it!