Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Gold Chain Jokes More Gold Chain Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists