Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'