Shaving Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar