Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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So you could hit the sack.

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Because it's bangs were getting long!

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A barber.

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Third Grade!

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Full Marx

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Look for the one with shaved legs....

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They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.