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Shaving Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.