How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'