How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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Julio