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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.