How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Does anyone have a charger I could use

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He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.