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Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...