Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.