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Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))