Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Lip Reader Jokes More Lip Reader Jokes

What do you call a deaf Gynocologist?

A lip reader.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader