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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.