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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)