What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.