What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.