Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Johnny Cage
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
I'm very hoppy.
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because he left a residue at every pole.
