What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.