Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.