Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older