Finger puppet
SEIZURE SALAD. I peed
Yoghurt has a culture.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
A widow
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."